Shocking Telegrams


A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her
clearing B.Ed  exams, which the father receives as :

“Father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”



A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
station sends a telegram to his wife :

“I wish you were here.” The message received by wife:

“I wish you were her.”



 wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
station to return to her husband. At the reservation
co! unter, while her turn came, it was the last
ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in
the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and
sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:

“Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train,
gave birth to an old lady.”




  1. Manas says:

    Thse are old.But they are interesting.

  2. Pickster C. says:

    LOL!! 🙂
    Nice ones!

  3. Tina says:

    Haha… I’ve never heard them before.
    Always proof read and use email/text-messaging for godness sake! 😛

  4. Keith Dsouza says:

    Hey Nice theme, and nice jokes too.

  5. ankit(h-5) says:

    hi madhur,
    didn’t knew that u were blogging too…nice work.

  6. Shivaranjan says:

    Buddy that’s really funny…. 😆

  7. Shwetanshu says:

    last one was the best