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Top 5 Google Keyword Blunders

10 October 2007 22 Comments

Recently Matt Jones from Blogging Fingers published an article titled “Top 16 Funniest Referring Keyword Phrases To Blogging Fingers” which made me laugh . This was followed by Garry Connwho went on to start a blog meme “Top google keywords blunders  ” so as too cheer up the blogosphere . For the past few days there are a lot of articles being published everywhere regarding Google and sponsored links .So i also think it is a good idea to participate in this meme and have a little laugh .

I checked the referring keywords to my site with awstats and some of the results were very funny , so here i go

Top 5 Google keywords blunders


  • Contact Cristiano Ronaldo : Now how am i supposed to have that information
  • We hate Windows XP: I dont remember myself saying that
  • Remove me : What the hell is this supposed to mean , what do people search for anyway
  • How do you turn this on : Turn What , Really Funny
  • Messi’s daily routine: I am blogger not a soccer player

These are some of the funniest results i found . Please do share your funniest referring keywords with me . Go on it is going to be fun for all.

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  • 22 Comments »

    • Garry Conn said:

      :)

      Nice work man… its pretty wild to discover the weird and crazy things people search for in Google to where our sites pull up. lol

    • Matt Jones said:

      lolol “How do you turn this on” what on earth??!

      I have to say this is one meme I really enjoy :)

    • Garry Conn said:

      Could mean someone’s thumb…. you know the expression, “sit and spin”. :)

    • Brown Baron said:

      How do you turn this on - Haha now that’s great! You just made my day buddy thanks.

    • Garry Conn said:

      You know… I hate to say it, but someone could be searching to figure out how to turn their computer on… “But its already on…” LOL!!

    • Aseem Kishore said:

      Hey man that was pretty funny! I never even thought about looking up funny keywords until now! Anyway, I just checked some out on my blog and good lord are there some really weird ones!

      “Fix me” - WHAT!!!!

      “my computer on” - ummm good for you!

      “where is cable” - maybe at the local radio shack!

      “can i press end” - GO AHEAD BUDDY!

      ahhaha I’m going to have to keep tabs on these keywords from now on! Good stuff!

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    • Tobsy said:

      *g* Nice ones. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of anyone using “remove me” as keywords.

      Emails to a mailing list, because they’re to stupid do unsubscribe? Oh yes, plenty.

    • Nirmal said:

      That was really funny one. I liked the 4th one. LOL

    • Symbian said:

      Unfrtunatelly I didn’t get such funny google things.

    • Madhur Kapoor said:

      It is really interesting to see what people search on the internet . This meme was a lot of fun .

    • Susan Suarez said:

      Haha..thanks for sharing. I should research mine..

    • Heeren said:

      Remove me : What the hell is this supposed to mean , what do people search for anyway

      tht was fuuny :)

    • Haris said:

      LOL, really weird. I like the 3rd and the 4th ones :P

    • ram said:

      Really wired, i liked 2,3 and 4. :P

    • chuck norris dude said:

      I remember when big chunk of AOL’s Search Query Data got to the public. There were some unbelievable things you could read there.

    • Chad said:

      I think when people are searching for “Remove me” they are trying to get off the earth. Especially when you get on the computer some people think it’s a time machine to another world. ha ha
      I guess they really don’t want to be known as living on this planet and don’t want anyone to find them!
      Take a chill pill people we will find you one day and put your pictures all over the internet because it’s just the inevitable.

    • Keith Dsouza said:

      Lol funny list, I think I will dig up my keywords and see if they land up on my site for funny things :-)

    • Mike C said:

      Haha those are very funny and interesting to say the least.

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    • Chris Lodge said:

      So how do you contact Cristiano Ronaldo? ;-) I have a few things I’d like to say to him…..

    • Madhur Kapoor said:

      @Chris
      I wish i knew Chris. I also have a lot to say to him.

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