Top Tip! Top 5 Google Keyword Blunders
Recently Matt Jones from Blogging Fingers published an article titled “Top 16 Funniest Referring Keyword Phrases To Blogging Fingers” which made me laugh . This was followed by Garry Connwho went on to start a blog meme “Top google keywords blunders ” so as too cheer up the blogosphere . For the past few days there are a lot of articles being published everywhere regarding Google and sponsored links .So i also think it is a good idea to participate in this meme and have a little laugh .
I checked the referring keywords to my site with awstats and some of the results were very funny , so here i go
Top 5 Google keywords blunders
- Contact Cristiano Ronaldo : Now how am i supposed to have that information
- We hate Windows XP: I dont remember myself saying that
- Remove me : What the hell is this supposed to mean , what do people search for anyway
- How do you turn this on : Turn What , Really Funny
- Messi’s daily routine: I am blogger not a soccer player
These are some of the funniest results i found . Please do share your funniest referring keywords with me . Go on it is going to be fun for all.
Nice work man… its pretty wild to discover the weird and crazy things people search for in Google to where our sites pull up. lol
lolol “How do you turn this on” what on earth??!
I have to say this is one meme I really enjoy
Could mean someone’s thumb…. you know the expression, “sit and spin”.
How do you turn this on – Haha now that’s great! You just made my day buddy thanks.
You know… I hate to say it, but someone could be searching to figure out how to turn their computer on… “But its already on…” LOL!!
Hey man that was pretty funny! I never even thought about looking up funny keywords until now! Anyway, I just checked some out on my blog and good lord are there some really weird ones!
“Fix me” – WHAT!!!!
“my computer on” – ummm good for you!
“where is cable” – maybe at the local radio shack!
“can i press end” – GO AHEAD BUDDY!
ahhaha I’m going to have to keep tabs on these keywords from now on! Good stuff!
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*g* Nice ones. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of anyone using “remove me” as keywords.
Emails to a mailing list, because they’re to stupid do unsubscribe? Oh yes, plenty.
That was really funny one. I liked the 4th one. LOL
Unfrtunatelly I didn’t get such funny google things.
It is really interesting to see what people search on the internet . This meme was a lot of fun .
Haha..thanks for sharing. I should research mine..
Remove me : What the hell is this supposed to mean , what do people search for anyway
tht was fuuny
LOL, really weird. I like the 3rd and the 4th ones
Really wired, i liked 2,3 and 4.
I remember when big chunk of AOL’s Search Query Data got to the public. There were some unbelievable things you could read there.
I think when people are searching for “Remove me” they are trying to get off the earth. Especially when you get on the computer some people think it’s a time machine to another world. ha ha
I guess they really don’t want to be known as living on this planet and don’t want anyone to find them!
Take a chill pill people we will find you one day and put your pictures all over the internet because it’s just the inevitable.
Lol funny list, I think I will dig up my keywords and see if they land up on my site for funny things
Haha those are very funny and interesting to say the least.
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So how do you contact Cristiano Ronaldo?
I have a few things I’d like to say to him…..
@Chris
I wish i knew Chris. I also have a lot to say to him.