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Top 5 Google Keyword Blunders

Recently Matt Jones from Blogging Fingers published an article titled “Top 16 Funniest Referring Keyword Phrases To Blogging Fingers” which made me laugh . This was followed by Garry Connwho went on to start a blog meme “Top google keywords blunders ” so as too cheer up the blogosphere . For the past few days there are a lot of articles being published everywhere regarding Google and sponsored links .So i also think it is a good idea to participate in this meme and have a little laugh .

I checked the referring keywords to my site with awstats and some of the results were very funny , so here i go

Top 5 Google keywords blunders

  • Contact Cristiano Ronaldo : Now how am i supposed to have that information
  • We hate Windows XP: I dont remember myself saying that
  • Remove me : What the hell is this supposed to mean , what do people search for anyway
  • How do you turn this on : Turn What , Really Funny
  • Messi’s daily routine: I am blogger not a soccer player

These are some of the funniest results i found . Please do share your funniest referring keywords with me . Go on it is going to be fun for all.

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  • Shocking Telegrams

    TELEGRAM #1

    A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her
    clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as :

    “Father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”

    *********************

    TELEGRAM #2

    A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
    station sends a telegram to his wife :

    “I wish you were here.” The message received by wife:

    “I wish you were her.”

    *************************************

    TELEGRAM #3

    wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
    station to return to her husband. At the reservation
    co! unter, while her turn came, it was the last
    ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in
    the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and
    sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:

    “Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train,
    gave birth to an old lady.”

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    Salman Khan gets Jail

    Salman Khan (leading Bollywood Actor) was sentenced to 5 years rigrous imprisonment by a Local Court in Jodhpur and was also fined Rs 25000 for a case against poaching the endangered species of BlackBucks in a place 39km from JodhPur . The verdict was delivered on Monday for a case that dates back to as far as September 1998 . After the verdict He was taken directly to the central Jail amidst Tight Security and since the court was closed on Tuesday , he had to atleast stay in the jail for around 2 days .

    In papers it was mentioned that in the jail and given the same treatment as given to others. He was made to stay in a small cell , even sharing it with an inmate who was there being accused of Murder . The food he got was the same as given to the rest - not very appetising for his taste . While the officers claimed that he was given the same treatment as the rest , an insider revealed that it was all lies .But will anyone beleive that he was given the same treatment as the rest by our corrupt policemen .

    This points once again to the weakness of our Judicial System . The verdict was given after around 8 years , and what is going to happen next . He will appeal against the decsion at some other Higher Court , get bail and the case will again remain pending for god knows how much year . Salman Khan is also famous for his reckless behaviour , having already killed people because of drunken driving . But what has been the outcome so far , was he ever sent to jail , will he ever be . In a country where we claim “Equality for all” , is this really being shown . These rich people always tend to save there asses by the use of money .

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